February 2011
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Children of Time!
Vanessa: some old guy gave me 20 bucks today
me: hot damn
was it around 1pm?
Vanessa: ummmm no.
me: damn
Vanessa: should it have been?
me: well at 10am my time/1pm your time, i discovered there's a tear in the lining of my wallet, and it had 20$ in it!
Vanessa: omg.
the tear in your wallet is the gateway from you to me
me: it's like the crack in the wall...
Vanessa: CRAWL INTO YOUR WALLET
me: I'M GETTING IT OUT NOW
Vanessa: AND GET THEE TO MY HIZOUSE AND WE'LL PARTAY
me: so i had a thought
what if your old man was a Doctor?
Vanessa: omg
he actually is
me: and he knew about the wallet dimension transway ...
SHUT
UP
Vanessa: YES HE IS
in real life. he's a doctor. not THE doctor, but A doctor
me: WE'RE CHILDREN OF TIME
Vanessa: LOL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY
of course, he's a butt doctor, so i'm not sure if that changes anything
me: lol he still looks at cracks
just not in time
omg stop me
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øksfjord.: The Official Canadian Temperature... →
stereotypicalcanadianmoose:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian cars won’t start • Canadians drive with…
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I'm Afraid of 9 Out of 69 Common Fears
Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put you’re score at the top.
1. the dark
2. staying single forever
3. being a parent
4. giving birth
5. being myself in front of others.
6. open spaces
7. closed spaces
8. heights
9. dogs
10. birds
11. fish
12. spiders
13. flowers or other plants
14. being touched
15. fire
16. deep water
17. snakes
18. silk
19. the ocean
20. failure
...
