My Oeuvre Is Monochromatic: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Foiled Again.

see Shazzi. see Shazzi make a coffee liqueur mousse for mother’s NYE dinner. see Shazzi put that mousse in the garage fridge. see Shazzi turn around 5 minutes later and her brother is eating the mousse. see Shazzi die a little inside as she has to go out and buy more ingredients. AND I WASN’T EVEN PLANNING ON WEARING REAL PANTS TODAY! >_<

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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That awkward moment when you realize that Wayne...

onespoontoofew: …O_o;

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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iRamble

 [ shaz ]
 i should get my pjs on
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 and then you can mock those!
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 cuz i have Linkin Park pjs
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 that's right, I sing "crawling in my bed, these eyes they need to sleeeeeeeeep" when i put them on
 [ EJ ]
: D
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 SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD
 [ shaz ] 
 everyone's being so sappy for xmas... makes me want pancakes
 [ EJ ] 
 ahahaha
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 mmmmmmm
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 beaver tails
 [ shaz ]
 holy shite we should get some!
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 also i did not know this but they have olives with garlic in them! PICKLED GARLIC IN MY OLIVES
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 I wanted to eat the whole jar
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 Cousin had to sit on me I think, to keep me away, damn kid has a bony butt
 [ EJ ]
 I have eaten a whole jar before 
 [ shaz ]
 OF GARLIC OLIVES!?
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 god you must have smelled divine
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 like italian martini divine
 [ EJ ]
 you would have swum in my ginny mouth
 [ shaz ]
like Sex & the City 3: Viva La Venice...
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 and then Carrie's character would look at the gondolas and say "so if that's the friendship, where does the friend sail?" and the audience would groan and mutter "why did we pay $12.50 for this"
 [ EJ ]
 love it
 [ shaz ]
 i feel like i just went to a dark place in my imagination...

Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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 Pat
 you know what we never decided?
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 what Silver Arrowhorn's steed's name was
 Shaz
 not Shadowfax
 Pat
 obvs
 Shaz
 Shadowmail 
 Pat
 nah that doesn't fit
 Shaz 
 my steed is still a black horse with a paper crown yes?
 Pat 
 yeah
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 it needs Thunder in the name I think... Thunderrain
 Shaz
 that just sounds like "the terrain"
 Pat 
 Thunder Flash
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 who's Silver Arrowhorn's mortal enemy?
 Shaz
 It's a vampire Statue of Liberty
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 her copper skin gives me hives
 Pat 
 but this is B grade fantasy stuff
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 not C grade
 Shaz
 yeah but we only find this out after she drugs me and steals me back to her lair for forced lesbian sexing
 Pat 
 wait
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 your artistic direction is garnering more interest