March 2012
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February 2012
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I am having a fucking miserable day/night.
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
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Can we get fucking serious for a second? A chicken nugget slider Deep fried scares the shit out of me
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I do not understand top knot hairstyles… Like why are they popular?
And why wear them with short shirts and long skirts!?
It looks like you’re the librarian of a pineapple stall.
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[ Eli ]
Happy Valentine's Day.
Make sure The Dark Lord takes you out somewhere nice.
[ Shaz ]
^_^ We're going to an active volcano
to roast marshmallows and virgins!
[ Eli ]
Oh I forgot.
You ARE the deranged friend!
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[ shaz ]
so, watchu got planned for this red and pink day?
something orange I hope
[ EJ ]
lol
yes
it's all NDP memberships for my lovers.
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Broiled Avocado
Preheat your broiler dude. High is good for now.
Slice avocado in half, get rid of that seed (slingshot, garbage, or plant it maybe you’ll get a tree by Easter [that would be awesome!])
Score the motherfucker (that means make little cuts in it vertically and horizontally)
Put the 2 halves on a oven proof sheet, cuz yeah let’s not be stupid.
Sprinkle a little salt and pepper
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I almost went to bed and then stopped mid-climb and remembered; I was nice to a child today… wtf.
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